March 2012
February 2012
Meanwhile in District 12...
Katniss: CB get your boots of the table, your father is setting up lunch.
*silence*
Katniss: CB DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID? GET YOUR DIRTY BOOTS OFF THE TABLE.
*silence*
Katniss: CHEESE BUN EVERDEEN MELLARK, IF YOU DON'T GET DOWN HERE AND GET YOUR BOOTS OFF THE TABLE IN THE NEXT MINUTE SO HELP ME, I WILL BRING AUNTIE EFFIE HERE TO REDO YOUR WARDROBE.
CB: MOM OMG SHUT UP, I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME THAT. AND MOM CAN YOU NOT? I HATE AUNTIE EFFIE AND HER PINK HAIR.
Peeta: How're my favorite girls? Now, who wants some bread?
I can see it now.
Teacher: Would anyone like to come up to the board and work the problem? Any volunteers?
Me: I VOLUNTEER!
Teacher: Great. Come on up.
Me: Wait. I didn't me to -
Teacher: Here's the chalk.
Me: No, like, I just do that sometimes...
Teacher: Ok, come on.
Me: *curses Suzanne Collins under my breath and proceeds to the board*
